A mighty controversy is sweeping the nation – but science can help set the record straight. I’m referring, of course, to the Minion toys that are currently included in McDonald’s Happy Meals for kids ...

DIBOLL — Clink! Clack! Clunk! A spoon stirred the borax solution that was slowly poured into the bowl. Fifth-grade student Alejandro Soto stirred the yellow mixture, and voila — it turned into Minion ...

Or that’s what an axed opening credits for Minions & Monsters would have posited.